I was up at the hospital visiting my dad - 6th back operation.
While outside on my cell phone, this is what I experienced...
My conversation with a homeless lady....who was obviously on crack.
Crack lady: Hey, are you here to see someone?
Me: yep, my dad
Crack lady: Oh, well I like your boots. They remind me of the boots Julia Roberts wore on pretty woman. I would buy a pair but I ain't paying f****** $500 for boots.
Me: Well, mine were $20
Crack Lady: Straight up. I shop at Shopko, walmart, and kmart. Oh, and I used to live in LA. I was a crackhead but I am good now.
Me: Yep. It's nice to get a good deal. Glad you are off crack now.
Crack lady: Are your teeth real?
Crack lady: You must have had braces. Mine are rotted out from all the crack I did.
Me: Ya, drugs aren't cool
Crack Lady: Man, back in the day I could get a rock (apparently that is a crack term) for $5.
Me: Hmmmm. Not sure what the cost of drugs are but I am on the phone and am headed back in to see my dad.
Crack lady: I sure wish I had some money. My boyfriend is in jail for assault. I am so pissed, we had a room for the night. We could have slept, watched tv, and F****. Now, I have to go to the homeless shelter downtown where they are all B**** and act like they are better than me.
Me: That sucks. Peace!
No joke, this just barely happened up at the University of Utah hospital.
Just a reminder to everyone......DRUGS ARE NOT COOL!!!!